I Think My Baby Boy Peed in His Own Ear
- #1
So my wife and I have iii week quondam twins, a boy and a daughter. Life is amazing. When she pees on the irresolute table, no big bargain. I just change the cover and continue on with life as usual.
Over the weekend I was irresolute my son and he peed in his ear. I cleaned him up the best I could, got him sleeping and cracked a Sixpoint Resin to relax.
Every bit an ear doctor I accept seen many strange entities in people's ears, only this was a starting time. Talk about skillful aim though.
Had to share, sorry. Cheers. 
- #2
congrats on the niggling ones 
i LOL'd at the story, though. reminds me how i somehow frequently manage to spit in my own center (when trying to make it out the machine window) haha.
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- #four
The face he fabricated when the stream get-go hit the side of his face was priceless. My face was likely eerily similar.
- #five
HawksBrewer said:
Every bit an ear md I have seen many foreign entities in people'due south ears, but this was a beginning. Talk near adept aim though.
Had to share, sorry. Thanks.
Ok, I'll bite. What foreign entities accept you found in people's ears? And congrats on the twins.
- #vi
Funny! If your son is similar mine were, this will non be the last thing that gets an unexpected shower.
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- #7
Beeds, q-tip heads, hearing assist parts, part of a broken bobby pin once, and and then in that location are e'er the stories of insects, but I've never seen whatever start hand.
If yous want to see something messed up google "china spider in woman's ear" and you volition probably gag at to the lowest degree once, and and then imagine it as your ear at to the lowest degree in one case. Relish. 
- #8
My son's get-go act in life was peeing all over the recieving nurse. She dodged on the starting time stream simply to be hit square on the chin by the second. I was so delerious after staying up for eighteen hours of my married woman's labor after working for nigh 40 hours straight, I almost passed out from laughing too hard. Congrats on the twins.
- #nine
Yup,y'all're not a dad till y'all become it in the confront while irresolute him. I got fast hands,give thanks God...
- #ten
Just wait until he'south old plenty to brag to the ladies that he can pee in his ain ear!
- #11
and my son's first act in HIS life was strafing ME every bit the Dr. was passing him over to the receiving nurse. We did non observe out if information technology was a boy or girl ahead of time and I was SURE information technology was a daughter. I therefore did not register the strafing as my exhausted listen was trying to comprehend why my newly-born girl had boy parts
- #12
Bottles, low-cal bulbs, gerbils...
Oh... It said EARS. I put an extra "R" in at that place...
- #13
I had a girl get-go. I didn't have any idea that boys would pee on me when cold air hitting their special senstitive parts. And even after the offset time, when you would recall I knew improve, well, um, no.
- #xiv
I was laughing at the title, nevermind making it in to encounter the contents of the thread. Reminds me of a guy I work with. He's from Sudan and when I enquire him what he said (because he has an accent, not considering I tin can't hear) he tells me to accept someone pee in my ears. Plain, in Sudan that's what y'all do to clean your ears out. He tells me I'll exist able to hear people whispering in the next room over. Haven't confirmed information technology yet.
- #15
Congrats on the twins. Life is precious even though information technology may not seem that way during the sleep deprived phase.
Thanks for sharing the laugh. Sounds similar you've got the makings for the proper name of a new mash. I'd call it: "Sounds similar Bud Light"
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- #16
I was dying when I read this. Definitely need to make some yellow fizzy beer to commend him on his lack of urinary deficiencies.
- #17
I've got 2 boys and someone once gave u.s.a. a souvenir of peepee teepees. Await them up on amazon. We never really used them but they are funny.
- #18
My son peed on his head a couple of times when he was an infant. One of those times information technology damn about went in his nose. He virtually got the ceiling in one case as well and we have 9' ceilings. Had some serious back pressure going on this tank. Congrats on the petty ones. And accept this communication with you. When you unfasten the diaper lift the front slowly. ix times out of 10, my son would offset peeing and I was able to shield information technology with the diaper. Ah....memories.
Rerun
Information technology'south All H2o Under the Fridge
- #19
Do yous think he was aiming for his ear? No, he was aiming for Y'all.
Cute Babe: "Who is this guy messing around with my thingy? I'll show him!!
Darn, missed. I'll become him next fourth dimension.
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- #20
I actually joked w/ my wife that we should get 1 of those! I usually use the diaper to shield, but at some point yous accept to switch them... I need to get faster.
- #21
I find it ironic that the ear doctors kid pee'southward in his ear, but hilarious.
- #23
You hateful... you DON'T pee in your ear?
- #24
When i was a kid i got an uncooked pinto bean stuck in my ear.
I have also had a fly stuck in my nose, not just my nasal passage merely my nasal cavity the office style upwardly in that location between your optics. It was live for ii hrs...
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